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	<title> &#187; Evil Neko Chan</title>
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		<title>Facebook Friends, Neko Chan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Evil Neko Chan was created in a secret government laboratory for the purpose of conquering and ruling earth.]]></description>
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<img src = "http://www.bearded1.com/images/people/neko_chan_150x148.jpg" id = "image_wrap_around" alt = "Neko Chan" vspace = "15px" hspace = "15px" /><a href = "http://emiko-suzuki.deviantart.com/">Neko Chan</a> is my only Facebook friend who is not human.
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She was created in a government lab and her heart and brain are a computer, probably an Apple. &nbsp;&nbsp; Though she claims to be invincible, that is up for question.
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Neko, also referred to as the Evil Neko Chan, was determined to rule the Earth.&nbsp;&nbsp;  She intended to do this with an army of felines that are subservient to her will.
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It turned out the reason she wanted to rule Earth was because the banana-martians were prohibiting her from ruling other planets. &nbsp;&nbsp; When the banana-martians were turned into banana daiquiris by the cognitive transmogrification gun this opened up new possibilities for her.
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When offered the option of drinking the banana-martians turned banana daiquiris she agreed to spare the Earth.
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Earthings, at least the ones who knew about her evil plot, were grateful.
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Though no longer a threat to the planet, it is unwise to cross her on an individual basis. &nbsp;&nbsp; She is still prone to assassinate people who forget to take out their garbage, get their mail, or litter.
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She also fights crime in the sewers.
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When she can not find any of her enemies she picks fights with random hobos and then flies away to the moon.
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There are no current reports on how the people on the moon feel about this.</p>
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