Willie fell down the elevator,
Wasn’t found ’till six days later.
Then the neighbors sniffed, “Gee whiz!
What a spoiled child Willie is!”
~Anonymous

Willie bashed open baby’s head
To see if brains are gray or red
What a naughty boy is he
He shall have no jam for tea.
~Anonymous

Little Willie on his bike
Through the village took a hike.
Mrs. Thompson blocked the walk;
She will live, but still can’t talk.
~Anonymous

Little Willie, mean as hell
Threw his sister in the well
Mama said, when drawing water,
“Gee, it’s hard to raise a daughter.”
~Anonymous

Willie, in a rage insane
Threw his head beneath a train
All were quite surprised to find
How it broadened Willie’s mind.
~Anonymous

Willie’s on the railroad track
The engine gave a squeal.
The engineer just took a spade,
And scraped him off the wheel.
~Anonymous