Facebook Friends, Neko Chan

June 5th, 2009

Neko ChanNeko Chan is my only Facebook friend who is not human.

She was created in a government lab and her heart and brain are a computer, probably an Apple.    Though she claims to be invincible, that is up for question.

Neko, also referred to as the Evil Neko Chan, was determined to rule the Earth.   She intended to do this with an army of felines that are subservient to her will.

It turned out the reason she wanted to rule Earth was because the banana-martians were prohibiting her from ruling other planets.    When the banana-martians were turned into banana daiquiris by the cognitive transmogrification gun this opened up new possibilities for her.

When offered the option of drinking the banana-martians turned banana daiquiris she agreed to spare the Earth.

Earthings, at least the ones who knew about her evil plot, were grateful.

Though no longer a threat to the planet, it is unwise to cross her on an individual basis.    She is still prone to assassinate people who forget to take out their garbage, get their mail, or litter.

She also fights crime in the sewers.

When she can not find any of her enemies she picks fights with random hobos and then flies away to the moon.

There are no current reports on how the people on the moon feel about this.

Artist Inventor, Francis Gabe

April 16th, 2009

Francis Gabe
Francis Gabe, inventor of the Self Cleaning House, was my mentor.

That might explain, in part, why some people consider me a tad eccentric.    I had a good role model.

Francis was an amazingly creative artist, writer, and inventor.

She designed and built buildings out of scrape materials, created beautiful panel sculptures of dragons out of concrete, painted, drew sketches, made pots in her kiln, and, most notably, invented the Self Cleaning House.

When I was in my twenties I lived alone in a cabin in the rural outskirts of Newberg Oregon.    Francis Gabe was my neighbor, my only neighbor.

We were both loners who did not particularly like or relate well with people.    Fortunately we did relate well with each other.    We both recognized our common estrangement from society, and that was our bond.

I eventually adapted to society by developing modicum of social skills and enough grasp of psychology to survive.    Francis adapted by assuming the role of a minor celebrity.

For a time Francis was very popular with the media.    She and her Self Cleaning House appeared on radio, television and in print.   She was a guest numerous times on David Letterman, along with many other television talk shows.

Many articles were written about her and her inventions, including one in the New York Times.   You can still find quite a bit written about her on the web.    Much of that information is wrong, but it is consistent with what she wanted the public to believe.

Perhaps most interesting was a video done of Francis for the web site Weird American Video.   Though the video makes fun of her, which I dislike, I have to admit it captures the essense of what made Francis Gabe so intriguing as a person.   She is, without a doubt, the most interesting person I have ever known.

If you have a minute, watch the video.    Pay particular attention to the house.    She built the entire house out of cinder block and discarded materials … by herself.

This was thirty years before the recycling/rebuilding phenomenon took place.

Francis was always an original thinker and a woman ahead of her time. They don"t make them like that anymore.

Favorite Movies, Killer Klowns

April 15th, 2009

Killer Klowns
Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a Gawd Awful movie.

None-the-less, I love it for it’s title, which, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is so ludicrous it makes me forgive everything else.

Killer Klowns was created by Stephen, Charles, and Edward Chiodo.    They are three brothers who, as teenagers, made monster movies using a Super 8 camera.    As adults they went their separate ways, but eventually reunited to create Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

If I am remembering correctly, they shot the whole movie is fourteen days.

The premise of Killer Klowns is that clowns from outer space invade a college town where they promptly begin killing local residents.    The clowns shoot people with this gun that surrounds the victim in a ball of cotton candy.

Not necessarily a bad way to go.

They then take the human/cotton candy ball to their circus tent/space ship.    There the balls age (as in decompose) until they are properly ripened.    At that point the clowns stick a silly straw into the cotton candy cocoons and suck out the bloody gore.

You don’t get classier than that.

I highly recommend this film to anyone who has a twisted mind and is a connoisseur of the bizarre.

This is a truly bad movie.

Facebook Friends, Chloe Audrey Lee

April 14th, 2009

Chloe Audrey Lee
Chloe Audrey Lee fooled me.    She didn't mean to, but she did.

When I first started exploring Facebook I met people by joining book lovers groups, then ask the members to be my friend based on our common interest in books.

That is how I met Chloe.

When I looked at her profile I saw she was interested in history, literature, traveling, music, and stuff like that.    I didn’t do the math to figure out her age.    It didn’t seem relevant.

We started exchanging ideas about history, philosophy, and world affairs.    She was obviously bright, well read, and thoughtful.

From these discussions I guessed she was around eighteen or nineteen years old, but I didn't give it much thought.    I enjoyed exchanging ideas with her.    She impressed me with her maturity.

Gradually it occurred to me that she wasn’t as old as I had thought.   I was astounded to learn she was only fourteen years old at the time I first met her.    I could hardly believe it.

I continue to be very impressed with this young woman.    I have learned a lot from her, particularly about life in China (Hong Kong).    We have had so many interesting written conversations.

She is definitely one of my Facebook friends who has had much to teach me.    She has made my life more interesting.

I will always value her friendship.

Facebook Friends, Barrie Jenkins

April 7th, 2009

Barrie Jenkins
Barrie Jenkins became my Facebook friend after I became astounded by his physical similarity to actor George Clooney.

As you can see from the picture to the left these men look remarkable alike, Barrie is the one to the right.

You can tell the difference between these two remarkably handsome men only because Barrie's eyes are set a tiny bit closer together.    Other than that they are identical.

Barrie frequently works as a double for George, sometimes as a stunt double but more often as a stand in.   Barrie has made ALOT of money from his physical similarity to this celebrity.

Truth be told, Barrie is something of a celebrity in his own right.    However he is always very modest about it and will play it down if asked.

Over the years I have sometimes taken exception to how Barrie has taken advantage of his movie star good looks.   Though he never tells young starlets that he is the real George Clooney, he sometimes doesn't dissuade them of the belief.

Though this leads to Barrie having a remarkable love life, I think it is somewhat unfair. I have chastised my friend for this ethical lapse, but I am not certain he had taken my admonishment to heart.

He believes, and he may be right, that I am just jealous.

Entertainment, Hoop Girls

April 6th, 2009

I thought the hula hoop craze was dead, but I was wrong.

When I was a lad, which was a really long time ago, hula hoops where quite the rage.    Everyone had one.

Of course, back in the olden days pretty much all anyone did with them was swivel them around your hips.   When people wanted to get fancy they saw how many hoops they could get going at once.

Pretty unoriginal.

Now the Hooping craze seems to be getting reborn in San Franciso.    Maybe it's also getting hot in other places as well, but I'm not aware of it.    But then, what do I know.

The Hoop Girl phenomenon has taken hula hooping to a new level.    Incorporating music, dance, and a certain athleticism, it is emerging as a new art form.

I've provided this video clip for your edification and entertainment.   It featues HoopGirl All Star Jennaluna.

Enjoy