» Little Willie

Little Willie – looking in the gun

admin — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:59:56 +0000

Willie looking in the gun
Pulls the trigger just for fun.
Mother says in tones so pained,
"Willie is so scatter-brained!".

Little Willie – bashed open babys head

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:40:42 +0000

Willie bashed open baby’s head
To see if brains are gray or red
What a naughty boy is he
He shall have no jam for tea.
~Anonymous

Little Willie – Willie saw some dynamite.

admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:53:06 +0000

Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn’t understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays.
It rained Willie seven days.
~Anonymous

Little Willie – Went and sucked the mercury off.

admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:52:09 +0000

Little Willie found a mirror,
Went and sucked the mercury off,
Thinking in his childish error,
It would cure his whooping cough.
At the funeral, Willie’s mother
Sadly said to Mrs. Brown,
“‘Twas a chilly day for Willie
When the mercury went down.”
~Anonymous

Little Willie – Wasn’t found ’till six days later.

admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:51:14 +0000

Willie fell down the elevator,
Wasn’t found ’till six days later.
Then the neighbors sniffed, “Gee whiz!
What a spoiled child Willie is!”
~Anonymous

Little Willie – To see if brains are gray or red.

admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:50:23 +0000

Willie bashed open baby’s head
To see if brains are gray or red
What a naughty boy is he
He shall have no jam for tea.
~Anonymous