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Monthly Archives: January 2009
Little Willie – Willie saw some dynamite.
Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn’t understand it quite; Curiosity never pays. It rained Willie seven days. ~Anonymous
Little Willie – Went and sucked the mercury off.
Little Willie found a mirror, Went and sucked the mercury off, Thinking in his childish error, It would cure his whooping cough. At the funeral, Willie’s mother Sadly said to Mrs. Brown, “‘Twas a chilly day for Willie When the … Continue reading
Little Willie – Wasn’t found ’till six days later.
Willie fell down the elevator, Wasn’t found ’till six days later. Then the neighbors sniffed, “Gee whiz! What a spoiled child Willie is!” ~Anonymous
Little Willie – To see if brains are gray or red.
Willie bashed open baby’s head To see if brains are gray or red What a naughty boy is he He shall have no jam for tea. ~Anonymous
Little Willie – Through the village took a hike.
Little Willie on his bike Through the village took a hike. Mrs. Thompson blocked the walk; She will live, but still can’t talk. ~Anonymous
Little Willie – Threw his sister in the well.
Little Willie, mean as hell Threw his sister in the well Mama said, when drawing water, “Gee, it’s hard to raise a daughter.” ~Anonymous